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23 Things You Won’t Believe People Are Selling on the Internet

Ok, let’s have a little fun…

As marketers and business owners creativity is our friend, and that’s why it can be particularly discouraging when we have a mental block or when we feel like we’ve run out of good ideas.

Well here’s a list of 23 truly absurd things that are actually selling online…

(NOTE:  Most of these bizarre products and services came from the wicked smart (and hilarious) members of Digital Marketer Lab.)

…hopefully you find it inspiring and thought-provoking (or at the very least a laughable mental reset).

Enjoy…

1.  Don’t get on my bad side…

Ship Your Enemies Glitter

2.  Hey… if Cuban is on board…

Shittens - Disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes

3.  My Spidey sense is telling me to back away from this deal…

Guitar/Kindling

4.  Talk about a conversation starter…

Banana Bunker

5. Good luck, bro…

Chainsaw Juggling

6.  This may get awkward in public…

Scratch N' Sniff Jeans

7.  “Yes — I’ll trade my belly button lint for a rifle.  And no — I’m not creepy…”

Belly Button Lint for a Rifle

8.  It’s official.  We now have nothing on the female gender…

P EZ Female Urination Device

9.  Serve with a nice Pinot…

Canned Unicorn Meat

10.  Is it weird that I want one of these?

Target Alarm Clock

11.  Yep… this happened…

Emergency Underpant Dispenser

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12.  Cheaters never win… or do they?

Ab Enhancer

13.  Stocking stuffers.  Check.

Bacon Shaped Adhesive Bandages

14.  Ahh… it’s a SYNTHETIC Deer Butt Opener.  As opposed to…?

Synthetic Deer Butt Opener

15.  Ladies?

Boyfriend Pillow

16.  Seriously… I think you could get it for $10…

The most uncomfortable chair ever made

17.  Well then…

Poo Pouri

18.  “This just might be crazy enough to work…”

I Want to Draw a Cat for You

19.  Aargh!  Out of stock!?

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

20.  Wait… this idea isn’t half bad…

The SlideRider

21. “$1,350 later and I’m the proud owner of a cornflake shaped like Illinois…”

$1,350 for a corn flake shaped like Illinois

22.  FTW…

Fort Kick-Ass

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