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23 Things You Won’t Believe People Are Selling on the Internet

Ok, let’s have a little fun…
As marketers and business owners creativity is our friend, and that’s why it can be particularly discouraging when we have a mental block or when we feel like we’ve run out of good ideas.
Well here’s a list of 23 truly absurd things that are actually selling online…
(NOTE:  Most of these bizarre products and services came from the wicked smart (and hilarious) members of Digital Marketer Lab.)
…hopefully you find it inspiring and thought-provoking (or at the very least a laughable mental reset).

1.  Don’t get on my bad side…

Ship Your Enemies Glitter

2.  Hey… if Cuban is on board…

Shittens - Disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes

3.  My Spidey sense is telling me to back away from this deal…


4.  Talk about a conversation starter…

Banana Bunker

5. Good luck, bro…

Chainsaw Juggling

6.  This may get awkward in public…

Scratch N' Sniff Jeans

7.  “Yes — I’ll trade my belly button lint for a rifle.  And no — I’m not creepy…”

Belly Button Lint for a Rifle

8.  It’s official.  We now have nothing on the female gender…

P EZ Female Urination Device

9.  Serve with a nice Pinot…

Canned Unicorn Meat

10.  Is it weird that I want one of these?

Target Alarm Clock

11.  Yep… this happened…

Emergency Underpant Dispenser

12.  Cheaters never win… or do they?

Ab Enhancer

13.  Stocking stuffers.  Check.

Bacon Shaped Adhesive Bandages

14.  Ahh… it’s a SYNTHETIC Deer Butt Opener.  As opposed to…?

Synthetic Deer Butt Opener

15.  Ladies?

Boyfriend Pillow

16.  Seriously… I think you could get it for $10…

The most uncomfortable chair ever made

17.  Well then…

Poo Pouri

18.  “This just might be crazy enough to work…”

I Want to Draw a Cat for You

19.  Aargh!  Out of stock!?

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

20.  Wait… this idea isn’t half bad…

The SlideRider

21. “$1,350 later and I’m the proud owner of a cornflake shaped like Illinois…”

$1,350 for a corn flake shaped like Illinois

22.  FTW…

Fort Kick-Ass
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Russ Henneberry

Russ Henneberry

Russ Henneberry is a digital marketer, speaker, and co-author of Digital Marketing for Dummies. Russ has helped hundreds of brands increase sales, leads, and retention including Crazy Egg,, and DigitalMarketer. Visit Russ's website or connect with him on LinkedIn.

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